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Outsourced and Not Ordinary Family are my favorites for non-reality TV shows in the 2010 season. While I’ve disliked reality TV, I’ve been sucked into it and it’s all good. What I enjoy about non-reality TV shows is the no reality; I can chill and relax.

I love Outsourced and following are my faves from Outsourced episode 2.

“Why is there a deer on the wall?”
“Babies don’t suck pacifiers they suck on ribs.”
“You take a bite man, its good. It’s a lentil burger.”
“The Indian head-shake it’s a way of answering without answering”
“How many Indians does it take to sell Novelties?”
“I heard the barbecue in KC saying someone is going to be fired.”
“I can look at a herd of elk and pick which one I’m going to shoot.”
“You know what you problems is, your too close to your employees, you need some distance, guys that work for me, I don’t even know their names, that’s Frodo, Morpheus, Indiana Jones.”
“Hey, don’t bobble me”
“The lips, that’s what the mustache is for.”
“They kill the cow, then they age the meat, why not just let the cow live a little longer?”
“I’ve never been out of Mumbai, now I’m talking to all these women from exotic places like Des Moine, Fresno, Chattanooga.”
“Janet that’s filthy, I can’t make a cute little teddy bear say that.”
“Maybe an inflatable punching bag that says, “Men suck will ease your pain.”

Are you a company or individual trying to make a presence with Facebook (FB)? Well I’m this person and I find it interesting when implementing FB advertising campaigns because the platform is amazing. Follow me here; let’s say I want to target people whom only “Like” X Fan Page, or are friends with X, and live in LA or Silicon Valley or Kansas City? You can do that in FB. It’s the hottest and easiest platform I’ve seen in a longtime.

When I think of social media, I think pain or pleasure. The 1 Facebook Ad tonight which caught my attention was the evil eyes!

Facebook Ads for Conversion

I’ve written blog posts about the FB user interface and how much I disliked the features, but I love it now. Cheers to making the peanut butter in the grocery store easier to find. Understand my 2010 New Year’s resolution was to give up FB games. I’m glad I made this decision; it keeps me focused on what I’m doing with FB; nurturing, likes and leads.

How big are the millions? It’s interesting to see the dynamics of the recent issues with schools. People learn in different ways and it’s clear that learning with video, audio, and virtual workbooks works. It’s not about where you live or how much money you make, you can give your children an education online. But you need to be online!

I’m a lifelong student with a technical degree from SJSU and it’s amazing the resources students have now at their fingertips. I really don’t understand why there is an issue with our schools. I went through grade school and college sifting through microfilm. Now, the students have information a click away with the internet.

If we are fighting to make the unions more accountable I agree. But how bad is it really?

Check it out the KhanAcademy.com, you can become the Genius if you put in the time!